Elephant Stew

Total Time: 1608 hrs Preparation Time: 1560 hrs Cook Time: 48 hrs

Ingredients

• Servings: 3500
• 1 medium elephant
• 2 (50 gallon) containers broth
• 500 lbs assorted fresh vegetables, chopped
• 2 rabbits (optional)

Recipe

• 1 cut elephant into bite-size pieces.
• 2 this takes about 2 months.
• 3 using large kettles, simmer equal parts elephant and vegetables with enough broth to cover.
• 4 cook for a couple days.
• 5 if more are expected add the rabbits, but do this only if necessary.
• 6 most people don't like to find hare in their stew.